Pete Green - Lord Of Indeciferable Vocals (p.s. Peter can now be seen sporting large New Rock boots. If you see him, comment on how tall he is. He will pleased)

Ben Elphick - Lord Of Noise (p.s. if you see this man, comment on how a whole flock of seagulls have crapped in his hair)

Chris Vanwell - Lord Of The Road (p.s. This coat has now been lost. If found, keep it cause he's got a new black one)

Adam Derry - Lord Of Tech (p.s. if you see this man, ask him what it is he actually does in the band)